Thread: You have to laugh...

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Post by ramesh March 13, 2008 (61 of 68)
http://amiestreet.com/charts/1week/

The hooker 'Kristen', the $1000+/hr 'three diamond emperorsclub' callgirl rented out by Eliot Spitzer has the top selling items here. Her name is Ashley Alexandra Dupre, and her songs are 'What We Want' and 'Move Ya Body'.

Spitzer may use the 'Slick Willy' alibi : 'Honest, I smoked, but she didn't inhale'.

Post by raffells March 14, 2008 (62 of 68)
ramesh said:

http://amiestreet.com/charts/1week/

The hooker 'Kristen', the $1000+/hr 'three diamond emperorsclub' callgirl rented out by Eliot Spitzer has the top selling items here. Her name is Ashley Alexandra Dupre, and her songs are 'What We Want' and 'Move Ya Body'.

Spitzer may use the 'Slick Willy' alibi : 'Honest, I smoked, but she didn't inhale'.

Dear Ramesh
Your political satire is about as funny as cramp.
Try this, A well known sacd lover, Mr Obama, with all the pressures on him at the moment with so few sacds being released was recently taken into hospital;
Whilst under the oxygen mask he was heard to say" Nurse,are my testacles black?"
After 20 minutes of checking around.The nurse replied,
No sir they seem quite brown and normal.
He removed his oxygen mask and said in a much clearer voice,
Nurse ,
Are my test result back.?
For Windys bennefit,I think he also likes DVDA.

Post by dbmay75 March 14, 2008 (63 of 68)
Sorry, it's not got nothing to do with SACD, but I recently got a kick from a rather happy-looking homeless guy in downtown San Francisco who's colorful sign read:

"My girlfriend's been kidnapped and I'm 99 cents short of the ransom - Please Help!"

Post by ramesh April 21, 2008 (64 of 68)
The Zenph remasters have set me thinking.

The 'Turing Test' in artifical intelligence states that true AI is achieved when computer generated responses to a complex [ ie involving new information and not rehashed questions ] conversation with a human are so good that the human interviewer is unable to ascertain whether another human is responding.

The true test of digital manipulation should be called the RETARD test: REmastered Transcriptions of ARchival Duds eg David Helfgott's 'legendary' Rach 3 sent into a computer and then emerging as vintage Marta Argerich.

Post by raffells April 25, 2008 (65 of 68)
Polly Nomial said:

I thought, for light relief, a thread for incredible claims might be useful to provide us with a chuckle or two along the way.

A report that somebody went around to listen to a surround sound setup by someone on this forum.

When he rang the bell he got no reply.
He went to the window and tapped on it several times.
Eventually he got a response from inside.
He pointed through the window and asked,How Much ?
350 dollars was the reply.


Well it is the best double glazing you can get for the money around here..

Somewhat typical of the level of replies on the subject?
Dave

Post by Beagle May 1, 2008 (66 of 68)
In a high profile case regarding copyright law in the music industry, a judge this week found that the act of placing materials into a shared folder does not constitute a crime....

http://www.crn.com/networking/207404038

Post by Beagle May 8, 2008 (67 of 68)

Post by Claude May 9, 2008 (68 of 68)
Was this assembled by Steve Hoffman? What type of glue does he use?

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