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Post by Polly Nomial April 17, 2014 (271 of 279)
Exactly! ;)

Post by Polly Nomial April 17, 2014 (272 of 279)

Post by rammiepie April 17, 2014 (273 of 279)
Polly Nomial said:

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/apr/17/portland-flush-38m-gallons-water-man-urinates-reservoir

IMHO, they should have transferred the water to drought stricken California.

The Old W C Fields joke: " Water, never touch the stuff.....fish F**K in it!"

Thanks for sharing, John. BTW, you're doing a splendid job on this site.

Post by The Seventh Taylor April 18, 2014 (274 of 279)
Polly Nomial said:

That Twitter post is, very sadly, not a joke.

Indeed. It occurs to me these are the same thugs who kidnap teenage girls who go to school to keep them as sex slaves and slaughter entire villages because (western) "education is haraam" – Boko Haram: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boko_Haram

It hardly gets more evil than this. Not a laughing matter.

Post by audioholik April 18, 2014 (275 of 279)
The Seventh Taylor said:

Indeed. It occurs to me these are the same thugs who kidnap teenage girls who go to school to keep them as sex slaves and slaughter entire villages because (western) "education is haraam" – Boko Haram: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boko_Haram

If by "the same thugs" you mean crazy Islamists, you are most certainly correct. It's unlikely, though, that the Nigerian group Boko Haram had anything to do with the hilarious "music is haraam" poster proudly displayed in Leicester's Madani School.

Post by The Seventh Taylor April 21, 2014 (276 of 279)
Polly Nomial said:

> Portland to flush 38m gallons of water after man urinates in reservoir

My first thought was "but surely bird shit lands into it as well?" but apparently they've thought about it:

> The urine poses little risk – animals routinely deposit waste without creating a public health crisis –
> but Shaff said he doesn't want to serve water that was deliberately tainted.

Post by Polly Nomial April 21, 2014 (277 of 279)
The Seventh Taylor said:
Indeed. I think that this double standard is absurd, although a homoeopath might argue the human additive is of a toxic concentration!

Post by The Seventh Taylor May 9, 2014 (278 of 279)
And now for something completely different:

Jack White's new 'ULTRA LP' plays at three speeds, hides tracks under label and employs many other vinyl tricks.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2014/05/09/vinylfetish_hipsters_might_just_have_a_point/

- 2 vinyl-only hidden tracks hidden beneath the center labels
- 1 hidden track plays at 78 RPM, one plays at 45 RPM, making this a 3-speed record
- Side A plays from the inside out
- Dual-groove technology: plays an electric or acoustic intro for “Just One Drink” depending on where needle is dropped. The grooves meet for the body of the song
- Matte finish on Side B, giving the appearance of an un-played 78 RPM record
- Both sides end with locked grooves
- Dead wax area on Side A contains a hand-etched hologram by Tristan Duke of Infinity Light Science, the first of its kind on a vinyl record
- Zero compression used in the mastering

Post by Lute May 9, 2014 (279 of 279)
The Seventh Taylor said:
I wonder what kind of secret message we can hear if we spin it backwards.

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